My friend Matt is always up for a good joke, worth repeating. I love the guy. The other day, he told me this one, which I will paraphrase.
So there is this student and a teacher. The teacher asks the student, "So imagine there are three birds on a telephone wire. I take out a gun and shoot one of them. How many birds are left?"
The student answers, "None. The sound of the gun frightened away the two other birds"
The teacher says, "I like how you think, but you're wrong. There are 2 birds left. I appreciate how you think, though!"
The student ponders this.
After a while student says to the teacher, "So there are three women on a bench. One is eating a triple ice cream split, the other two are eating a low fat frozen ice cream. Which one is married?"
The teacher thinks for a minute. "Well probably the one that is eating the ice cream split."
The student replies, "No, the one that's married is the one that's wearing the wedding ring. But I like how you think."
There has to be some kind of truth to this one, don't you think?
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